February 2012
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“Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms...”
– Miss Piggy (via beautilation)
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bancusruptus replied to your post
For Science?
Yes.
Science.
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“He’s like a skinny Gaston from Beauty and the Beast without the doucheness....”
– DListed on Jean Dujardin (via promentory)
Anonymous asked: I might have already said this before, but I love your tumlr url.
realhorrorshowptitsa asked: 17,18,20,21,25,26,34,38,40,71,73,78,80,90,98
Questions not usually asked:
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
Cross off the things you’ve done.
Graduated high school. (so close) Collected something really stupid. Smoked a cigarette. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time without sleep. Lied to someone. Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt...
You cannot convince me that Bimbo bread is pronounced “beembo.”
C’mon, man.
Why I Pick Rick Santorum.
rickforpresident:
As much as I respect Every member of the GOP feild, there is one candidate that truely is the best for our future and needs to be recognized and honestly taken a look at by everybody around America. On that note we need our very best candidate if we are to defeat Obama in the fall. The candidate that is ready for that position is Rick Santorum!
Why Rick Santorum?
He’s the...
I wasn’t a huge fan of Born This Way, but I do appreciate the tackiness of Americano.
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"No Acting Oscar in the Last Decade Has Gone to... →
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twelvefortyfive:
twitter and i have come to an important consensus on who should play mrs hudson though
i hate when i wake up and there’s a severed head in the fridge like oh great now i gotta be responsible for this severed head
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Irish—
if you don’t come back soon I’ll have to resort to making out with pictures of Gene Kelly and Marlon Brando and like…ok, they’re nice, but it doesn’t even come close to the real thing and I like you way more.
xoxo
Ashlyn
Whoa, except!
My school is having a black history month celebration thing this week and in the announcement this morning they said they were serving fucking chicken and waffles. Like was that actually necessary? Will they be serving kool-aid, too? Damn.
Ok day
Better than they have been, really. It’s so weird how badly my mood gets altered with hormones. At least I’ll have a few weeks of relative peace.
Well, ok. I still want to high-five my stats teacher in the face with a chair, but it’s a start.
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rachellephant replied to your post: I would very much like an acceptance letter from…
Still waiting on mine from Emerson and Northeastern and all UC schools sigh sigh sigh I hate college
LMU is my second choice but I’m still waiting on UCI, UCLA, USC, LMU, Occidental, and Chapman
:( :( :(
I guess I’ll always have Long Beach as back-up…
I would very much like an acceptance letter from LMU now, thank you.
Especially since I have all the anxiety in the world over getting into USC and/or UCLA.
There’s something hilarious about being both a procrastinator and a perfectionist.
I suffer from POD;
bancusruptus:
Post-Oscars Depression
Post-Oscars depression is characterized as a feeling of intense angst after watching the Oscars. The feeling is usually brought on by a jealously lurking beneath the surface of your consciosness, the sufferer secretly desperately wishes to one day be able to attend and Oscars ceremony but realize that they most likely never will and will be doomed to watch...
me: ignores responsibilities and goes on internet
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bancusruptus replied to your post: bancusruptus replied to your post: In OTHER…
OMG YOU BOUGHT IT FOR ME?!~
I don’t have like $200 or however much it is haha :(
BUT MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE DID!
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bancusruptus replied to your post: In OTHER other news
ALL I WANTED IS THAT HAUNTED MANSION HAT. AND 5 DAYs. WOOO.
Well maybe you’ll get it.
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In OTHER other news
My birthday is in 17 days.
In other news
My spring break starts next Friday.
offbeatorbit:
unwrappedcherrie:
Am I saying the right things?: Thoughts on Viola’s loss
zebablah:
First of all - YES. Meryl Streep is a great actress. Let’s set that straight.
But her long, varied career has been made possible because she is a blonde, white, reasonably attractive woman who is afforded the access, the luxury of having the pick of the litter when it comes to…
Meryl Streep...
Please tell me
I’m not the only one worried about how Quentin Tarantino is gonna handle Django Unchained?
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Thoughts on Viola's loss
zebablah:
First of all - YES. Meryl Streep is a great actress. Let’s set that straight.
But her long, varied career has been made possible because she is a blonde, white, reasonably attractive woman who is afforded the access, the luxury of having the pick of the litter when it comes to meaty roles. That, coupled with her obvious talent, has built up her career.
The tragedy of Viola Davis...
whereismyoscar:
alexander-sexgard:
next year:
the dark knight rises
the hobbit
django unchained
that is all.
Nothing else can compare.
I am really nervous for Django Unchained
THE ARTIST YAAAAY
SHE'S LIKE THE TAYLOR SWIFT OF OSCARS
actually upset tbh
oh my god
NO
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BULLSHIT
greenragemonster:
H8 ON ME HATERS BUT GARY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT OSCAR
apriki:
omg you crazy frenchman i just want to take you out to a post hangover brunch and stare at your academy award winning face over croissants
*CINNAMON ROLLS